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Op-Ed: Help, I Drew into the Local Jail!

May 28, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: Help, I Drew into the Local Jail!
Op-Ed: Help, I Drew into the Local Jail!

As a freshman who recently completed the draw process for the first time, I was excited to find out where I would be living next year. Do I get to stay with my freshman year friends? Do I get to make friends with new people? Anxious to finish the draw […]

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Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

October 10, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison
Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

Following what will surely be another amazing season, star quarterback Andrew Luck has decided to skip enrollment in the NFL and go straight to prison, a move which has excited a flurry of activity among the higher echelons of the pre-game-show douchebag world. Mark Walder, a veteran sports analyst for […]

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