illuminati – The Stanford Flipside

Senators Embarrassed to Realize They Wore Same Goat Mask to Ritual Orgy

BOHEMIAN GROVE, CA — Noticing one another from across the foyer of…

Byron Calabasas
April 19, 2020

Lamppost Suspected to be Illuminati Operative

Walter Atlay hasn’t left his musty Crothers dorm room for weeks. His…

Matt LaVan
February 27, 2013

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Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community, …

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

Tina Li
October 13, 2024

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New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its action map to…

Via Lipman
October 12, 2024