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Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time

May 24, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time
Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time

Sitting in his soon-to-be-vacated office with Stanford Crushes open on his laptop, Stanford president John Hennessy paused, sighed, crossed his fingers, and hit “refresh” one final time. “I know they noticed me, I know it!” Hennessy whispered to himself, sure that someone must have taken note of his carefully calculated […]

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Hennessy Explains Final Stages Of Evil Master Plan In Exclusive Tell-All

February 1, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Hennessy Explains Final Stages Of Evil Master Plan In Exclusive Tell-All
Hennessy Explains Final Stages Of Evil Master Plan In Exclusive Tell-All

Stanford University President John Hennessy, his face in shadow beneath a dark hood, gave an exclusive interview this week detailing his long-held evil plans of global domination.  “Fifty years of presidency at Stanford, funneling money, technology and resources, my board positions at Google and Cisco.  All has come to this,” […]

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The Stanford Bible

December 27, 2013 11:59 amComments Off on The Stanford Bible
The Stanford Bible

In a true Christmas miracle, the Stanford Gospel has been delivered unto us, by the Stanford Flipside: In the beginning John Arrillaga created the institution and the campus. Now The Farm was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the fountains, and the Spirit of Jane Stanford was hovering over the waters. And Hennessy said, “Let there […]

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President Hennessey Forced to Finally Use Tier 2, Will Live in Castaño Next Year

May 6, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on President Hennessey Forced to Finally Use Tier 2, Will Live in Castaño Next Year
President Hennessey Forced to Finally Use Tier 2, Will Live in Castaño Next Year
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