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Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers

January 8, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers
Report: Rose Bowl Not Made of Flowers

Reports out of Pasadena last week claim that historic Rose Bowl Stadium is not in fact a crap-ton of well-arranged roses. “I mean, I believe that the parade floats are all flowers,” said a Rose Bowl Game attendee who spoke under the condition of anonymity. “But as soon as we […]

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Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

April 23, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers
Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

Jarring. Surreal. Nightmarish. These are only a few words that have been used to describe the aftermath of disgruntled gardener John Scarborough’s rampage. Fed up and undervalued, John spent an entire weekend planting flowers all over campus that are crimson, rather than the iconic Stanford cardinal. Earl Mackelroy, fitness enthusiast […]

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Freshmen Dorms Brace for Wave of Awkward Sexual Tension on Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Freshmen Dorms Brace for Wave of Awkward Sexual Tension on Valentine’s Day
Freshmen Dorms Brace for Wave of Awkward Sexual Tension on Valentine’s Day

In preparation for Valentine’s Day, residents of freshmen dorms have already begun anticipating the messages that they may inadvertently send to their neighbors over the course of the holiday. “I think it’s a cute gesture to give flowers to the girls in your dorm on Valentine’s Day, but I don’t […]

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