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Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

June 22, 2020 3:11 pmComments Off on Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees
Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees
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“Fossil Free” Convinced Us — Flipside Pledges to Shut Down Fracking Operation in Central Uzbekistan

April 18, 2020 11:03 amComments Off on “Fossil Free” Convinced Us — Flipside Pledges to Shut Down Fracking Operation in Central Uzbekistan
“Fossil Free” Convinced Us — Flipside Pledges to Shut Down Fracking Operation in Central Uzbekistan
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Stanford Still Refusing to Divest from Abbadon the Soul Eater

October 8, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Stanford Still Refusing to Divest from Abbadon the Soul Eater
Stanford Still Refusing to Divest from Abbadon the Soul Eater

In a statement made to the Board of Trustees early Monday morning, President Marc Tessier-Lavigne confirmed that despite ongoing protests from the student body, Stanford has no immediate plans to divest from Abbadon the Soul Eater. Tessier-Lavigne cited “enormous profits” and “the continued Hell-blessed prosperity of the endowment” as reasons […]

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Stanford Board of Trustees Divests From Responsibility

March 3, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Board of Trustees Divests From Responsibility
Stanford Board of Trustees Divests From Responsibility

After receiving bids from the ASSU to divest from fossil fuels and Israel, Stanford’s Board of Trustees convened to reach a decision on these initiatives. Hours of heated discussion later, the Board grew weary of their commitments to Stanford. Ultimately, they decided to divest from all responsibility to the school, […]

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Fossil Free Stanford Faces Opposition from 
Stanford Dinosaur Memorial Coalition

February 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Fossil Free Stanford Faces Opposition from 
Stanford Dinosaur Memorial Coalition
Fossil Free Stanford Faces Opposition from 
Stanford Dinosaur Memorial Coalition

With momentum building in favor of a divestment referendum in the Spring, Fossil Free Stanford now faces its most formidable opponent yet on the path to clearing campus of fossilized remains: the Stanford Dinosaur Memorial Coalition. “Fossil Free Stanford simply has no respect for our semi-reptilian ancestors or their on-campus […]

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Student in Divest From Israel Movement Just “In it for the Anti-Semitism”

January 26, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Student in Divest From Israel Movement Just “In it for the Anti-Semitism”
Student in Divest From Israel Movement Just “In it for the Anti-Semitism”

It isn’t always easy to follow your heart. When Jason Leblanc ‘17, bigot and cup-stacker, came to Stanford last year, he was disappointed by the tolerance and understanding so prevalent on campus. Stanford offered few opportunities for an anti-Semite such as Leblanc to get involved and pursue his discriminatory passions. […]

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In Response to Calls to Divest from Fossil Fuels, Stanford Divests from Lemur Torture

May 13, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on In Response to Calls to Divest from Fossil Fuels, Stanford Divests from Lemur Torture
In Response to Calls to Divest from Fossil Fuels, Stanford Divests from Lemur Torture

The Stanford University Board of Trustees announced last week that the University will no longer directly invest endowment funds in publicly traded companies whose primary business is the torturing of lemurs for no apparent reason.  The Board’s decision reflects an endorsement of the Advisory Panel on Investment Responsibility and Licensing […]

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