crime – The Stanford Flipside

Apple Location Tracking Data Reveals Entire History of Carmen Sandiego’s Whereabouts

In shocking news, Apple leaked information about their knowledge of the location…

Zach Galant
May 18, 2011

Tooth Fairy Wanted For Over Three Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

In light of Osama bin Laden’s recent demise, speculation had been swirling…

Kyle Hoffer
May 15, 2011

Stanford Police Reassess Priorities After Recent Crimes

Stanford, CA — Stanford Police are reevaluating their squad-car assignments and setting…

Joshua Seth
April 17, 2011

Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod…

Raillan Brooks
December 19, 2008

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Tina Li
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Isadora Davis
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside…

Josh Bahk
October 24, 2023

Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…

Via Lipman
October 24, 2023