Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5

Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)

Corporation PR Departments Puzzled by Possibility of Being Black and Queer at…

Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events

Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural…

I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes

Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque

Op-Ed: Why Even Have Rush if We Can’t Spit Into Each Others’ Mouths?