University Unveils Useless Construction Project In the face of across the board cuts throughout the university, Stanford… Kenneth PortmanJune 1, 2009
26 Headlines Politics US Year 1 Liberal Tea-Baggers Counter-Protest with Organic Free Trade Jasmine Matche Green Tea Kenneth PortmanMay 5, 2009
Human Remains Discovered In South Stacks Michelle Stanton thought it would be a normal trip to the library.… Kenneth PortmanApril 20, 2009
Stanford Library Cavity Search Yields Valuable Microfilm Stanford, CA – At most libraries Michael Blum (’10) would have walked… Kenneth PortmanFebruary 2, 2009
Obama Names David Plouffe to Head New Department of Spam WASHINGTON, D.C—In a historic move keeping with campaign practices and marking the… Kenneth PortmanJanuary 18, 2009
Italics Malfunction Rids Campus of Pretentious Papers A system error of Microsoft Word caused widespread disabling of the italics… Kenneth PortmanNovember 16, 2008
