Local Overachiever to Go Work at McKinsie and Co.

Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the…

Entrepreneur Excited to Start New Romantic Venture

Recent graduate and Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur Jason Pirloni claimed he was…

TA Spends Another Valentine’s Day Office Hours Alone

With the next problem set not due until one week later, Math…

Tour Guide Really Likes Stanford

Visitors and prospective students visiting Stanford’s campus on February 27th reported that…

High School Suck-Up Encounters Much Better Suck-Ups in College

Incoming freshman Ryan O’Connell, who considered himself an “outstanding” suck-up to authorities…

Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining

Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”