Claiming that she was “looking for something to do over Spring Break” and that “the whole thing really took on a life of its own,” sophomore Katie Wheeler successfully managed to binge-watch every season of Netflix over the course of the past week.

buy hydroxychloroquine online https://www.sip.sal.edu.in/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/jpg/hydroxychloroquine.html no prescription pharmacy
online pharmacy purchase semaglutide online with best prices today in the USA

“Campus was really slow over Spring Break.

online pharmacy purchase flomax online with best prices today in the USA
buy oseltamivir online http://bywoodeast.com/OLD/images/jpg/oseltamivir.html no prescription pharmacy

  A friend recommended Netflix and I decided to humor her and watch the first few episodes,” Wheeler explains.

buy cipro online http://bywoodeast.com/OLD/images/jpg/cipro.html no prescription pharmacy

  “I don’t usually have that addictive of a personality, but once I started watching I just got really into all the different characters and storylines and I was totally hooked.

buy addyi online http://bywoodeast.com/OLD/images/jpg/addyi.html no prescription pharmacy

Wheeler told reporters that she had to pull some all-nighters to finish the last few seasons, but it was “oddly rewarding” to consume a substantial portion of humanity’s entire historic creative output for a first-month payment of $7.99.

“To be honest, I thought I might only get through the first and second seasons of The Walking Dead, but before I knew it I was five seasons deep in American Dad and at that point I had to finish it off.”

At press time, Wheeler was considering whether or not to start Hulu given her workload for the upcoming quarter.

You May Also Like

Friend Found to be Much Nicer Post-Bone

Thursday, Junior Adam Murray noticed that his pal Hal Guthrie tended to…

Freshmen Not That Hot This Year

Coming on the heels of an unseasonably cool NSO period, numerous independent…

Report: Ghost Hitler to Be the Next Guest Invited to Campus in SCR’s Ongoing “Controversial Speakers” Series

Late last night, before the libtards could wake up and man their…

Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

I was as excited as the next person to watch the twenty-second…