STANFORD—Following the path of Toby Gerhart and Andrew Luck, Stanford redshirt Pre-Freshman Adam Adler ’12 announced his decision to enter the 2012 NFL Draft.

“After a great deal of contemplation and discussions with my family and friends, I have decided to forgo my 4 years of NCAA eligibility,” announced Adler, in a statement released late last night.

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At 5’6″, 120 pounds, Adler has a sleek but strong build. He has an explosive enthusiasm, is very easy-going, and always knows which way the ball is supposed to go.

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On the field, Adler boasts some impressive statistics.

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Adler hasn’t missed a single field goal attempt in any of his regular season games and, unlike most draft contenders, he is equally proficient in all field positions.

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While it’s hard to say where Adler will fall in the rankings, Adler remains optimistic about his prospects for future success. “It’s hard to tell with these things, but I put in the time, so I know everything will work out in the end.”

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