In order to compete with newer, hipper religions like Mormonism, the Catholic Church began offering 50 free gigabytes of space in heaven.

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The deal will allow all users who sign up for the religion on their new iPad app to get free space.

Tech blogger Michael Arrington praised the deal, saying he almost fully converted to using the app.

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“It’s got it’s drawbacks, but that much free space is worth getting dunked in water.”

Unfortunately, the app does not have nearly the same feature set of the Mormon app. One of the recently released killer features of the Mormon app is called the polygamy feature, which allows you to access your space in heaven on several different devices.

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As of now, the Catholic app only allows you to access your 50GB in heaven with an iPad.

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