STANFORD 28, CAL 0: Stanford has the best coach, the best offensive line, and the most complete defense in the game of football. Cal students are bitter about not getting into Stanford.

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STANFORD 147, CAL 0: The Cardinal defense can’t be penetrated.

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Cal is a school full of cowards.

STANFORD 1000, CAL 0: Cal’s offense sucks as usual.

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Andrew Luck will have a field day against Cal’s shitty defense. The tree will cum on the Golden Bear’s face. Cal sucks.

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