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Proletariat of Hell Rise Up, Seize the Means of Punishment

November 8, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Proletariat of Hell Rise Up, Seize the Means of Punishment
Proletariat of Hell Rise Up, Seize the Means of Punishment

In a stunning turn of events, word has spread that members of the eternally damned have risen up in a massive simultaneous revolt and seized control of Hell. This uprising rapidly gained momentum and ended with seizure of all of the infinite realm of torment by the revolutionaries, who seem […]

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Young, Single Men at Risk

February 28, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Young, Single Men at Risk
Young, Single Men at Risk

On Thursday afternoon, over a cup of coffee at Coupa Café, Bobby Sears unsuccessfully tried to convince Joanna Tomlinson that she should date him because single men are more likely to start revolutions.   “In fact,” he reportedly explained to her, drawing off of his knowledge of the topic he […]

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Chicken Coop Stages Coup using Coupe

April 2, 2010 12:31 am0 comments
Chicken Coop Stages Coup using Coupe

DES MOINES, IOWA- At approximately 4:00 AM on Saturday, the chickens of Coop C drove Farmer Owen Brown’s 1973 Honda Civic into Farmer Brown’s split-level home.  After crashing through the walls of the bedroom, the chickens, armed with the farmer’s old shotgun which he had accidentally left in Coop C, […]

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