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Op Ed: Please Stop Treading on My Snake

January 13, 2017 9:00 amComments Off on Op Ed: Please Stop Treading on My Snake
Op Ed: Please Stop Treading on My Snake

When I got a pet snake for Christmas, I thought it would be nice to bring it back to school and let it live in my dorm with me. I imagined it slithering from room to room, bringing a little serpentine cheer to all whom it encountered. Call me a […]

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PETA Demands Increased Rights for Hulk Hogan

February 2, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on PETA Demands Increased Rights for Hulk Hogan
PETA Demands Increased Rights for Hulk Hogan

NORFOLK, VA — Earlier this week, the radical animal rights activist group PETA lobbied the government for increased legislation to protect the rights of American professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. Citing loopholes that have allowed the WWE to exploit Hogan for over a decade, PETA called for legislation that would make it […]

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Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow

April 5, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow
Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow

Compiling years of zoological research, PETA reports, and common sense, experts have officially concluded that life as a cow must be pretty terrible. “As a cow, you spend your entire day standing and eating grass in one of the most boring locations in America, and then you spend all night […]

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