keys – The Stanford Flipside

Ninja Loses Throwing Stars, Keys in Worst Day Ever

Koga, Japan—Ruffling frantically through the piles of yari spears and rocket-propelled arrows…

Jeffery Squid
January 23, 2017

Family Groans as Power-Crazed Tim Cook Refuses to Unlock the Car

Building on the hubris gained in his refusal to unlock the San…

Barney Schmutz
February 29, 2016

Massive Search Conducted For Freshman’s Keys

On Tuesday, Kelly Andrews woke up, brushed her teeth, and left her…

Sebastian Von Zerneck
October 31, 2011

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Tina Li
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Isadora Davis
October 24, 2023

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Year 16

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside…

Josh Bahk
October 24, 2023

Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…

Via Lipman
October 24, 2023