The Flu Makes Hoover Tower Flaccid: A Flipside True Crime Exposé

While Stanford students have been trying their best to avoid sickness this…

Hoover Tower Revealed to be Giant Phallus of Underground Herbert Hoover Statue

Experts in the Archaeology department were shocked this week to discover that…

Local Junior Richard Wood Realizes that Hoover Tower Reminds Him of a Penis

Last Thursday, Richard Wood, junior, looked up to see Hoover Tower on…

Stanford to Rename Hoover Tower after Good President

In light of mounting pressure from students, faculty, and alumni, the university…