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Hoover Tower Revealed to be Giant Phallus of Underground Herbert Hoover Statue

April 22, 2013 12:02 pmComments Off on Hoover Tower Revealed to be Giant Phallus of Underground Herbert Hoover Statue
Hoover Tower Revealed to be Giant Phallus of Underground Herbert Hoover Statue

Experts in the Archaeology department were shocked this week to discover that 238-foot Hoover Tower–previously assumed to be a stand-alone monument–is actually the phallic component of a massive underground statue in the likeness of 31st president and Stanford icon Herbert Hoover. State-of-the-art geological imaging techniques revealed that the nearly 2000-foot […]

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Local Junior Richard Wood Realizes that Hoover Tower Reminds Him of a Penis

December 1, 2011 11:00 amComments Off on Local Junior Richard Wood Realizes that Hoover Tower Reminds Him of a Penis
Local Junior Richard Wood Realizes that Hoover Tower Reminds Him of a Penis

Last Thursday, Richard Wood, junior, looked up to see Hoover Tower on his long ride to Creative Writing. “The day was going as usual; I had just eaten lunch and was on my way to afternoon classes. And that’s when I had the sudden realization that Hoover Tower kinda looked […]

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Stanford to Rename Hoover Tower after Good President

May 1, 2011 3:11 pmComments Off on Stanford to Rename Hoover Tower after Good President
Stanford to Rename Hoover Tower after Good President

In light of mounting pressure from students, faculty, and alumni, the university has created a committee charged with the task of renaming Hoover Tower after a president who wasn’t such a failure. Possible candidates mentioned have included the so-called ‘not shitty presidents’: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, the Roosevelts, Kennedy, and Reagan. […]

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