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Donald Trump Releases Tax Returns Into The Everglades

March 13, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Donald Trump Releases Tax Returns Into The Everglades
Donald Trump Releases Tax Returns Into The Everglades

After months of controversy and evasion, President Donald Trump has finally released his tax returns into the tranquil groves of the Florida wetlands. Though the tax returns’ precise location has been kept classified to prevent further disturbance of the surrounding habitat, accounting experts assured reporters that the newly freed tax […]

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Federal Officials Decide to Move Florida to Assisted-Living Home

November 13, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Federal Officials Decide to Move Florida to Assisted-Living Home
Federal Officials Decide to Move Florida to Assisted-Living Home

After another high-profile Floridian election gaffe, Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar has officially announced the federal government’s intention to move the struggling 27th state into an assisted-living home before year’s end. “Its just so sad to see how weak and decrepit the once-great state of Florida has become,” said […]

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