Area Man Hit In The Eye By Incoming Text Message

December 29, 2008 12:45 am
Area Man Hit In The Eye By Incoming Text Message
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Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

12:23 am
Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of change, and excited to see how America responds to its first black president. You might be tempted to think that racism is a done deal and that as a nation, we have finally moved past that stage. You […]

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The Flipside Magazine – The Airplane and Four Other Ways You Can Travel in the Sky

December 28, 2008 4:31 pm
The Flipside Magazine – The Airplane and Four Other Ways You Can Travel in the Sky
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Political Apathy Club Falls Through

December 19, 2008 11:53 pm
Political Apathy Club Falls Through
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Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

11:22 pm
Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich recently picked up a copy of On the Revolutions of Celestial Spheres, Nicolaus Copernicus’ watershed tome on the heliocentric nature of our solar system, and declared he “will fight this heliocentrism thing.” Despite overwhelming evidence in support […]

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Grover Cleveland Assassination Joke Declared “Too Soon,” Also Factually Incorrect

December 17, 2008 10:55 pm
Grover Cleveland Assassination Joke Declared “Too Soon,” Also Factually Incorrect
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