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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows
Judging from the all-around mood of jubilance and the excited chatter of fanboys and industry execs, Apple had done it again. Like previous groundbreakers, iWindows lived up to the hype. Rumors spread...
January 29th, 2010

Study Finds: If Your Hand is Bigger than Your Face you Need Surgery

Study Finds: If Your Hand is Bigger than Your Face you Need Surgery
In a packed auditorium on Saturday, Stanford Hospital Director Ken Toshi informed a somber audience of the very real medical problems associated with having a larger hand than face. In a prepared statement,...
January 28th, 2010

University Liquidates One Billion Dollars In Assets, Floods Quad

STANFORD—Yesterday, the Stanford Management Company (SMC) announced the liquidation of $1 billion in assets to recoup losses from the global financial crisis. The assets in question, which included deceased...
January 25th, 2010