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Branner Dining Does Its Part to Defend the Defenseless Against Natural Selection

Stanford Residential and Dining Enterprises made the bold decision this year to…

Stanford’s Holistic Admissions Process Now Considers Astrological Signs

In the wake of the Trump Administration’s mission to eliminate diversity, equity,…

Federal Aid Cuts Got You Down? I’m Paying for College With Prostitution.

With costs of higher education ever inflating and recent funding cuts, many…

Stanford’s Not So Well-Endowed, Starts New Credit Card Scheme to Get Bigger

In response to federal funding cuts to research, the Stanford Endowment has…

Didn’t Get a Bid at Rush This Year? These 10 Highly-Selective Terrorist Groups are Still Accepting Members.

Jehovah’s Witness Stand Introduces a New Strategy

STANFORD, CA— In a stunning adaptation to campus culture, the Jehovah’s Witnesses…

Stanford Scientists Utilize ChatGPT to Increase Giant Panda Population

For decades, conservationists have struggled to increase the giant panda population, citing…

After Brutal Rejection from Frost Fest, Kendrick Lamar Just Happy to Perform at Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar wasn’t surprised to get his rejection letter for Stanford’s Frost…