Former Frat Member Adjusts to Life Without Unfounded Arrogance

May 14, 2018 5:24 pm
Former Frat Member Adjusts to Life Without Unfounded Arrogance

This past week has been a tough one for Stanford Sophomore Kevin Bimtron after his fraternity had its charter revoked. Kevin, whose LinkedIn bio says ‘work hard, play hard’, has faced some difficulty in adjusting to the change. “It’s tough to deal with ya know? I just worry that the […]

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Report: Kairos in state of anarchy after all-staff firing, Wine and Cheese nights under threat

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Kairos

Following the firing of all Kairos staff members last week, the Flipside has received reports that the house is steadily devolving into a state of brutal dog-eat-dog anarchy — and the situation seems to only be getting worse. Initially, neighboring houses reported hearing shrieks and groans coming from the now-ungoverned […]

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Report: Pure Sigma Chi Bloodline To Be Dirtied by Non-Greek Plebeians Next Year

May 7, 2018 12:00 pm
Report: Pure Sigma Chi Bloodline To Be Dirtied by Non-Greek Plebeians Next Year

In a turn of events that has horrified many, it was announced earlier this week that the Alpha Omega chapter of Sigma Chi will be opening its house to the “plain folk” of Stanford in the coming academic year. This break from tradition comes after Sigma Chi was prohibited from […]

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Dumb Idiot Senior Forgot to Take PWR 3, Cannot Graduate

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Dumb Idiot Senior Forgot to Take PWR 3, Cannot Graduate
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Op-Ed: I’m In Too Deep With These GSB Experiments, Please Help

May 6, 2018 9:01 pm
Op-Ed: I’m In Too Deep With These GSB Experiments, Please Help

It started off with an email. The newsletter advertising different Graduate School of Business studies seemed like a simple way to make 7 bucks in just 20 minutes. So naturally, I signed up for a few, going in for some group thinking exercises, even some simulated negotiations. It was all […]

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Senior Can’t Wait to Go Out Into the World and Coterm

May 3, 2018 10:12 am
Senior Can’t Wait to Go Out Into the World and Coterm
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Top Five Matches I Got On Match18

April 30, 2018 12:00 pm
Top Five Matches I Got On Match18

Oh, hey there, Flipside-reading seniors. Sad because you didn’t get paired up with anyone through Match18? Sucks to suck, ‘cuz I matched with five total baddies with whom I’ll likely now pursue torrid, emotionally-fulfilling sexual relationships until graduation. Check them out! 1. Tammy Two-Toes Damn, what a catch! Ever since […]

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Admit Weekend Exclusive: How To Be A RoHo In 4 Easy Steps

April 24, 2018 7:44 pm
Admit Weekend Exclusive: How To Be A RoHo In 4 Easy Steps

Hosting a prospective freshman is no easy task, as any former room host can tell you. Not only are there logistical problems to keep track of, but there’s also the matter of performing: you want to be honest with them about what Stanford is really like, but also want to […]

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DJ Misses Add/Drop Deadline, Gets Stuck With Beat

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DJ Misses Add/Drop Deadline, Gets Stuck With Beat
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Report: PreMajor Advisors to be Replaced by Magic 8 Balls, Outlook Not So Good

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Report: PreMajor Advisors to be Replaced by Magic 8 Balls, Outlook Not So Good
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