Archaeological Breakthrough? Uncovered Cave Paintings in Nightclub Bathroom Point to Signs of Ancient Civilization

When first-year archaeology PhD student, Skylar Poe, went to use the restroom…

Branner Dining Does Its Part to Defend the Defenseless Against Natural Selection

Stanford Residential and Dining Enterprises made the bold decision this year to…

Didn’t Get a Bid at Rush This Year? These 10 Highly-Selective Terrorist Groups are Still Accepting Members.

Jehovah’s Witness Stand Introduces a New Strategy

STANFORD, CA— In a stunning adaptation to campus culture, the Jehovah’s Witnesses…

New Course Announced

In an effort to combat the declining interest in ethics and metaphysics—and…

Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…