Articles by: Hank Patton

Op-Ed: I Just Learned How to Capitalize and It Changes EVERYTHING

April 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Just Learned How to Capitalize and It Changes EVERYTHING
Op-Ed: I Just Learned How to Capitalize and It Changes EVERYTHING
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Op-Ed: How has Adam Sandler STILL not won an Oscar?!?!?

March 8, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: How has Adam Sandler STILL not won an Oscar?!?!?
Op-Ed: How has Adam Sandler STILL not won an Oscar?!?!?

The Academy Awards this year were surrounded by controversy, but no issue was more polarizing than the award for Best Actor. While uninspired actor Leonardo DiCaprio ate just enough bison liver in “The Revenant” to win the Oscar, DiCaprio’s meh career pales in comparison to an overlooked actor who played […]

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45-40: Literacy Scores of Alabama Versus Clemson

January 19, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on 45-40: Literacy Scores of Alabama Versus Clemson
45-40: Literacy Scores of Alabama Versus Clemson
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Justin Trudeau Makes Local Student Question Sexuality, Nationality

October 28, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Justin Trudeau Makes Local Student Question Sexuality, Nationality
NA-TRUDEAU-EDBOARD5 The editorial board met with Liberal leadership candidate Justin Trudeau on April 5, 2013. 

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On October 19th, Canada officially elected boxer, politician, and general hottie Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of Canada, representing the Liberal Party. While many criticized Justin for his youth, inexperience, and “that fucking baby face,” he won an overwhelming majority on a platform including intense immigration reform. “I really like […]

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