The Stanford Flipside’s Checklist for New Students

Just a helpful guide for everyone arriving on campus 😊 not to…

SLE Program Adds “Gay Sex” to 2024-2025 Curriculum, Continues to Challenge Frosh

As SLE recently released its newest syllabus, the incoming frosh were perplexed…

You found your Stanford crush. Now what?

You found your Stanford crush. Now what? The Class of 2028 Instagram…

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer internship,…

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

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Progressive, I Guess? Turtles Can Vote Now, But They Blindly Support Racist Candidates

In a bold leap towards inclusivity, Congress has passed the ‘Testudine Suffrage…

Halloween Midterms Just Finished, Now It’s Time to Enter Final Form

Halloweekend, close second for the title of “drunkest five days on campus”…