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Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside reporters infiltrated…

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As Peace in the Middle East Draws Near, so do the United States’ Nuclear Submarines

With peace in the Middle East seemingly coming closer by the day,…

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Stanford Announces Plans to Replace All Professors with ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence, Tuition to Increase by 300%

PALO ALTO, CA – In a move that has stunned the academic…

Undercover Report: Sororities Do Have Naked Pillow Fights, Just Whenever You’re Not There