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Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language

November 12, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language
Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language

In recent news, yet another momentous achievement by your roommate has served to highlight your own fundamental inadequacy as a human being. While you were playing Fork Knife for the seventh consecutive hour this past Tuesday, recent reports have indicated that your cotenant was learning to speak Bulgarian. “I’m almost […]

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Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot

May 20, 2013 12:48 pmComments Off on Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot
Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot

By: A semicolon Hi, semicolon here; you’ve probably heard of me. You’ve also probably used me to show off on numerous occasions. Yeah, I’m onto you. You think that sprinkling me in liberally throughout your essays and papers will make you look like a literary Albert Einstein. You’re pretty damn […]

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