uselessness – The Stanford Flipside

Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language

In recent news, yet another momentous achievement by your roommate has served…

Gracie Newman
November 12, 2018

ASSU Counters Claims That They Don’t Do Anything By Releasing Thanksgiving Hand Turkeys

Seeking to fulfill their campaign pledge of “creating tangible results that all…

Master Of Shadows
November 7, 2011

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Tina Li
October 24, 2023
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Year 16

Letter from Your New Straight, White President

Dear Stanford community, I, as your reluctant President Richard, want to welcome…

Isadora Davis
October 24, 2023
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Year 16

Exclusive Interview with Elizabeth Holmes: Prison Food Still Better Than Casper Dining

BRYAN, TX—Four months into Elizabeth Holmes’s high-profile prison sentence, Flipside…

Josh Bahk
October 24, 2023
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Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…

Via Lipman
October 24, 2023
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