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Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps

July 21, 2010 12:53 pmComments Off on Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps
Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps

OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision to retire from professional predicting.  In an eloquent speech that was chosen from two possible speeches […]

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Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

May 16, 2010 1:25 pm0 comments
Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

Reminiscent of bat-boy legend Jake Newman’s phenomenal 1987 performance that propelled Stanford to a college baseball title, 12-year-old court mopper Devon Johnson led the Stanford Cardinal to its first men’s volleyball championship since 1978. Analysts agree that Johnson’s lightning quick reflexes to dash onto the court after each point and […]

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Lebron James to Sign with the Stanford Cardinal

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Lebron James to Sign with the Stanford Cardinal

League sources have confirmed that superstar LeBron James plans to opt out of his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers to sign with the Stanford Cardinal. Tired of early playoff exits, James decided he needed a change of scenery. At his press conference, James said, “I’m really excited to play for […]

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The Flip Report: January 30th

January 30, 2010 9:52 pm0 comments
The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita Pritchard playing football Tavita Pritchard figure skating

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FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids

May 29, 2009 1:10 am0 comments
FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids
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The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?

February 13, 2009 8:08 pm0 comments
The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?
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Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans

January 25, 2009 7:07 pm0 comments
Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans
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