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Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice

May 2, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice
Sorority Sisters Gather for Weekly Youth-Replenishing Calf Sacrifice

Running low on vital life force, the sisters of the Rho Beta Gamma sorority gathered at Old Union beneath the transposition of Mars and Venus on Sunday for their weekly, youth-replenishing sacrifice of a virgin calf. A pentagram made of glitter with vanilla-scented candles at each of its corners decorated […]

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How To Spot a Sorority Girl

April 16, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on How To Spot a Sorority Girl
How To Spot a Sorority Girl

Here at the Flipside, we pride ourselves on knowing the ins and outs of sorority life.  If you’ve been walking around campus and going to class wondering if some girl is in a sorority, we have come up with a comprehensive survey called “How to tell if someone is a […]

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Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack

May 6, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack
Stanford Archaeologists Investigate Dark Origins of Sorority Fanny Pack

While many downplay the fanny pack as merely a flamboyant form of sisterly swag, new data from local excavations indicates a more gruesome history. Dr. Cooper Sheldon, expert in barbaric anthropology, recently led a dig at the ancient burial grounds of former Pi Phis. “Our research provides incontrovertible evidence that […]

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