small monkey ripping off my boxers and slapping on a pocket square – The Stanford Flipside

Op Ed: A Joseph A. Banks Employee Won’t Stop Crashing My Lecture, and When a Tie Clip Took My Right Eye I’d Had Enough

“You’re dressed like shit! Take this!” the man screams. He rips off…

Boaz Kaffman
May 31, 2019

Uncategorized

Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Via Lipman
December 7, 2024

Uncategorized

Skyrotting K-Popularity: New Democratic Nominee says “Annyeonghaseyo” to voters

Much like the Stanford football team, the Democratic Party is disorganized, confused,…

Margil Sanchez Carmona
December 7, 2024

From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024

Uncategorized

Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024