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Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy

March 1, 2020 10:29 amComments Off on Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy
Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy

Gummy Bears Exist Solely to Fuck and Die, Study Finds A recent Harvard study found evidence suggesting that gummy bears’ sole purpose in life is to reproduce and then perish. “Anything they do in life—getting a degree, finding a job, any kind of meaning or joy they experience—it’s all ultimately […]

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