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“I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos

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“I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos

It started with that damned commercial before Jumanji: The Next Level. That’s the fetid soil from which all my sins have since sprouted. “This is your mission.” “No, this is an envelope!” Ohhh, that yellow M&M, the dolt of the group. His botryoidal body positively vibrating with desire for that […]

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