hibernation – The Stanford Flipside

Hibernating Roommate Rouses Self In Time For Finals Week

Yawning wildly and staggering out of the filth-cave that his room has…

Dylan Fugel
March 7, 2016

John Etchemendy Releases Thousands of Eggs in Final Stages of Vice-Provost Birthing Season

As we all know, the beginning of spring quarter marks a turning…

Phillip Giliver
March 30, 2015

Sad Santa: Claus Suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder

At a low point in a post-holiday interview, Santa Claus broke down…

Katie Mary Pitzer Adams
January 16, 2014

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Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community, …

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

Tina Li
October 13, 2024

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New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its action map to…

Via Lipman
October 12, 2024