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NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School

January 4, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School
NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School

Despite the Cardinal’s impressive 45-16 rout of the Iowa Hawkeyes in this year’s Rose Bowl, the evening ended on a somber note as NCAA officials revealed that star RB Christian McCaffrey will be suspended for a year under a little-known NCAA by-law banning outrageous charm and good looks. Noting the […]

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Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

October 10, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison
Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

Following what will surely be another amazing season, star quarterback Andrew Luck has decided to skip enrollment in the NFL and go straight to prison, a move which has excited a flurry of activity among the higher echelons of the pre-game-show douchebag world. Mark Walder, a veteran sports analyst for […]

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