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University Finds Leland Junior’s Remains in XOX Basement

After revoking the lease from Chi Theta Chi, the university went in…

Zach Galant
February 21, 2012

Hundreds of 5’6″, Apple-Scented Indian Men Come Under Scrutiny

Stanford’s large population of short-statured Indian men who smell of apples have…

Master Of Shadows
April 13, 2011

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My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024