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University Finds Leland Junior’s Remains in XOX Basement

After revoking the lease from Chi Theta Chi, the university went in…

Zach Galant
February 21, 2012

Hundreds of 5’6″, Apple-Scented Indian Men Come Under Scrutiny

Stanford’s large population of short-statured Indian men who smell of apples have…

Master Of Shadows
April 13, 2011

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Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community, …

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

Tina Li
October 13, 2024

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New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its action map to…

Via Lipman
October 12, 2024