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Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its  action map to compliance…

SLE Program Adds “Gay Sex” to 2024-2025 Curriculum, Continues to Challenge Frosh

As SLE recently released its newest syllabus, the incoming frosh were perplexed…

Democracy Day Gone Woke: Organizers Cancelled Over Lack of Representation for Students from Authoritarian Regimes

Alex Smith (’24), a North Korean exchange student, has never felt more villainized…

Nothing Better To Do? Ron DeSantis Named Next President of Stanford

Ron DeSantis (seen here after publishing the next 20,000-word installment of his…

Freshmen Underwhelmed by Size of “Big Game”

For many new freshmen like Eva Bassett, the first Big Game marked…

Getting into holiday spirit, KA switches to pumpkin-spice flavored roofies

Kappa Alpha announced today that this Halloweekend, they will celebrate spooky season…

Op-Ed: I Just Found Out That the Birthday Fairy Isn’t Real and Now I’m In a Perpetual State of Crushing and Inescapable Nihilism

Like all other children, I grew up hearing about the fantastical tales…

Dining Halls Plates are So Massive, I’m Just So Tiny and Petite

In an effort to contribute to the rising body-positivity movement, R&DE makes…