Via Lipman

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Executive Order: Pardons Only Valid for Turkeys Who Participated in January 6th

Trump signed a new executive order invalidating the ceremonial pardons of all…

Archaeological Breakthrough? Uncovered Cave Paintings in Nightclub Bathroom Point to Signs of Ancient Civilization

When first-year archaeology PhD student, Skylar Poe, went to use the restroom…

Branner Dining Does Its Part to Defend the Defenseless Against Natural Selection

Stanford Residential and Dining Enterprises made the bold decision this year to…

Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has been a central interest for…

Didn’t Get a Bid at Rush This Year? These 10 Highly-Selective Terrorist Groups are Still Accepting Members.

Therapy Llamas Bring Peace to Gaza

Impressively, Donald Trump has come up with a new solution for solving…

After Brutal Rejection from Frost Fest, Kendrick Lamar Just Happy to Perform at Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar wasn’t surprised to get his rejection letter for Stanford’s Frost…

“Morality is just a fiction used by the herd to hold the individual in bondage” and other Existentialist Ways to Approach Your HR Complaint

So, some hottie from Operations reported you to HR after what was…

There’s a New Serif in Town: Amid Federal Grant Freezes, Stanford Makes Some (Slightly) Noticeable Changes

January 28, 2025 3:08pm: In an unexpected move, Stanford has rushed to…