Tina Li

15 posts

Jehovah’s Witness Stand Introduces a New Strategy

STANFORD, CA— In a stunning adaptation to campus culture, the Jehovah’s Witnesses…

Stanford Scientists Utilize ChatGPT to Increase Giant Panda Population

For decades, conservationists have struggled to increase the giant panda population, citing…

New Course Announced

In an effort to combat the declining interest in ethics and metaphysics—and…

SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

You found your Stanford crush. Now what?

You found your Stanford crush. Now what? The Class of 2028 Instagram…

Halloween Midterms Just Finished, Now It’s Time to Enter Final Form

Halloweekend, close second for the title of “drunkest five days on campus”…

FBI Typo Confusing “Columbae” with “Colombia” Leads to Stanford Drug Bust

Two Stanford undergraduates, sophomore Preston Stippen and junior Levi Schumaker, are filing a…

Play-by-Play of the perfect Marriage Pact Date

Matrimony. The very pinnacle of life and romance. Endless tax breaks, free…

Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

Underwhelmed by your bomb threat typeface

It’s common knowledge that all proper criminals have fantastic marketing. For the…