Articles by: Josh Freedman

Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

March 1, 2009 7:48 pm0 comments
Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture

Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for the second term of the presidential administration of George W. Bush, returned to her role as professor of Political Science at Stanford. However, in her class, students expressed surprise at a very noticeable change in her style, claiming […]

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

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Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza

The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an unintended consequence: reports of pedestrians stubbing toes have increased almost 600% since the unveiling of the new campus center. The White Plaza renovation project, which was implemented to try to “clarify and improve circulation, reduce asphalt, consolidate small […]

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Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field

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Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field
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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry

Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to just wear that new free t-shirt Stanford gave him yesterday instead of doing his laundry. “Why do my laundry when I attended the Big Game Big T-Shirt Giveaway, was a member of the class of ’12, and attended […]

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Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

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Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People

Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago suburb of Highland Park, just learned that Adrienne Arnold, a sophomore from the nearby Chicago suburb of Deerfield, knows some of the same people as she does from back home. The two met through Kelly’s friend Jacqueline Fernando […]

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Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

February 22, 2009 9:24 pm0 comments
Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
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