Articles by: Jonathan Engel

Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

October 22, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”
Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

After forty-one years of indignity, the Catholic Church has finally won its battle against Stanford, forcing the school to change its nickname away from the offensive “Cardinal”. “We’ve found it a grave insult to our belief system that [Stanford] has had athletic men and women running around professing to be […]

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Freshman Develops PTSD After Roommate is Rolled Out for 15th Morning in a Row

October 12, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Freshman Develops PTSD After Roommate is Rolled Out for 15th Morning in a Row
Freshman Develops PTSD After Roommate is Rolled Out for 15th Morning in a Row

Every incoming freshman is told that college will change their life. This change came unfortunately early this past Wednesday for Peter Sinkdale, freshman resident of Wilbur Hall, when the door of his double was hammered down by yet another group of Stanford club-members eager to welcome his roommate into their […]

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