Without a doubt, everyone has been talking about the opening of Stanford’s new Lathrop Library, a spanking facility featuring a fresh 24-hour study room and Stanford’s Asian Studies collection. And sure, the fate of the J. Henry Meyer Library is a topic of great discussion as its withered concrete husk remains in the center of campus, useless.

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But, let’s not forget that there’s another withered husk, and this one is telling time!

Enter the Jane Lathrop Memorial Corpse Pendulum, a clock that uses simple physics and the decaying body of Jane Lathrop Stanford to great visual effect. The fixture, a gigantic Foucault’s pendulum, is meant to give visitors a physical representation of time’s passing and also to honor the legacy of one of our school’s co-founders.

The Flipside caught up with J.L.M.C. Pendulum architect Daniel Choat, to learn more about how this wonderful project came to fruition. “This was a huge mistake,” said Choat in pained tones, “We’ve done a truly horrific thing here, I don’t know what we were thinking.

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Next stop: Lathrop Social Media Specialist Cyndi Lauper! The morose 32-year-old sat down with us at Old Union to mull over the Social Media campaign associated with The Pendulum.

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“We messed up, and we messed up big. No one wants to see a 100-year-old body swinging around in the lobby of a library,” said Lauper. “And I definitely shouldn’t have tried to trend the hash tags #whatsupJane and #corpseo’clock. That was in poor taste.”

Although the Corpse Pendulum is only expected to last this 2014-15 year (thanks to the high cost of maintenance), this reporter is planning on watching every minute of that year swing by from as close as possible!

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