Freshmen Not Sick of the Dining Hall Yet

Stunning survey results have recently shown that new Stanford freshmen are not yet sick of the dining hall food.

Even more amazingly, a record low 2% of freshmen are anticipating being sick of the food in the next two weeks. “I think it’s been great so far,” exclaimed a wide-eyed freshman, Ashley Wu.

“I love having the exact same pizza options every day.” Experts predict this phenomenon will last at most another two and a half weeks.