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Persimmons in Dining Hall Put Confusion Into Student Heads

October 10, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Persimmons in Dining Hall Put Confusion Into Student Heads
Persimmons in Dining Hall Put Confusion Into Student Heads

At around 11:45am on Oct 5th, reports began flowing in from Arrillaga Dining that some things called ‘persimmons’ had started to appear in large silver bowls throughout the dining hall. The emergence of this strange orange fruit(?), about the size of a tomato, has left the campus in shambles, placing […]

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Student Eats overly Soft Grape, Questions Existence of God

April 22, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Student Eats overly Soft Grape, Questions Existence of God
Student Eats overly Soft Grape, Questions Existence of God

Arrillaga Dining—Describing the experience as both “disgusting and faith-shattering,” sophomore Ian Segel confirmed yesterday that his accidental consumption of a soft grape had led him to doubt the existence of God.  “Frankly, it was shocking,” a visibly rattled Segel told reporters. “There I was, having lunch, when suddenly this gross, […]

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