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Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events

Disappointing: Susie Brubaker-Cole’s Latest Video Got Under 5k Likes so She Put Down her Dog

I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes

Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque

Op-Ed: Why Even Have Rush if We Can’t Spit Into Each Others’ Mouths?

Tragic: Break-out Room Collapses, Killing 14

Joe Biden Promises That His VP Pick Will be a Woman, and a Jewess No Less!

Report: Vivid Incest Dreams Totally Normal, Everybody Else is Having Them Too