Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for… Josh FreedmanMarch 1, 2009
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit… Josh FreedmanMarch 1, 2009
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Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to… Josh FreedmanMarch 1, 2009
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