Articles by: Dan Cryan

Elaborate Heist Foiled by Green Library Backpack-Checker

January 28, 2016 9:07 amComments Off on Elaborate Heist Foiled by Green Library Backpack-Checker
Elaborate Heist Foiled by Green Library Backpack-Checker

Late last Saturday, eleven men were detained outside Green Library after what is now being called “the most daring attempted heist in Stanford history.” The group nearly made off with an extremely rare hand-written manuscript of John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath, which has been valued on the underground manuscript market for over […]

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Op-Ed: I May Have Taken Assassins Too Far…

April 15, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Op-Ed: I May Have Taken Assassins Too Far…
Op-Ed: I May Have Taken Assassins Too Far…

I never meant for it to be like this. If I knew one week ago that I’d be where I am now, I would have never checked “yes” on that damn email. But it’s too late. The damage is already done, and there’s no going back. When I first heard […]

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Record Amounts of Sex Linked to Cardinal Nights Bingo Event

January 26, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Record Amounts of Sex Linked to Cardinal Nights Bingo Event
Record Amounts of Sex Linked to Cardinal Nights Bingo Event

This past Friday, Cardinal Nights hosted one of its most popular and controversial events of the school year, the annual Bingo Night. This is the fifth year that the group has hosted the event, which has become infamous for inspiring attendees to engage in long periods of unrestrained sexual activity. […]

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The Lonely Freshman’s Guide to Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner

December 3, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on The Lonely Freshman’s Guide to Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner
The Lonely Freshman’s Guide to Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner

Are you an out-of-state freshman spending your first Thanksgiving away from family? Have all of your new local friends left for home without inviting you over? Do the international kids still kind of scare you? If you’ve answered yes to these questions, look no further! In a few easy steps, […]

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Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars

November 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars
Local Drug Dealers Start Accepting Meal Plan Dollars

Last Friday, Stanford’s Residential and Dining Enterprises announced the creation of a new service aimed at facilitating students’ access to illicit drugs. “The concept of the program is relatively straightforward,” stated R&DE president Johnathan Gonzalez. “Rather than having students buy dope from some sketchy, potentially dangerous character on the streets, […]

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