You Suck – The Stanford Flipside

Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language

In recent news, yet another momentous achievement by your roommate has served…

Gracie Newman
November 12, 2018

Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot

By: A semicolon Hi, semicolon here; you’ve probably heard of me. You’ve…

Master Of Shadows
May 20, 2013

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My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

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The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

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Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024