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Roommate Procrastinates by Learning Fourth Language

In recent news, yet another momentous achievement by your roommate has served…

Gracie Newman
November 12, 2018

ASSU Counters Claims That They Don’t Do Anything By Releasing Thanksgiving Hand Turkeys

Seeking to fulfill their campaign pledge of “creating tangible results that all…

Master Of Shadows
November 7, 2011

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Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Via Lipman
December 7, 2024

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Skyrotting K-Popularity: New Democratic Nominee says “Annyeonghaseyo” to voters

Much like the Stanford football team, the Democratic Party is disorganized, confused,…

Margil Sanchez Carmona
December 7, 2024

From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024

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Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024