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Hubris Punished: Winnie the Pooh Castrated for Having Larger Scrotum Than Zeus

Alas, the wretched Winnie the Pooh has finally reaped that which he’d…

Byron Calabasas
October 23, 2019

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Adam and Eve Speak Up: “It Was Not Worth It.”

Embarrassed at falling for such an obvious scam, Adam and Eve sat…

Via Lipman
December 7, 2024

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Skyrotting K-Popularity: New Democratic Nominee says “Annyeonghaseyo” to voters

Much like the Stanford football team, the Democratic Party is disorganized, confused,…

Margil Sanchez Carmona
December 7, 2024

From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024

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Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Flipside Staff
December 7, 2024