mac – The Stanford Flipside

Excerpt From Monologue on Being a Non-Mac Person

For those freshman who were too busy BROC-ing out to celebrate diversity,…

Jonathan Engel
September 30, 2014

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows

Judging from the all-around mood of jubilance and the excited chatter of…

Master Of Shadows
January 29, 2010

Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac

It is 11:14 AM in Annenberg Auditorium. Professor Hussein begins to speak…

Sean Posada
September 27, 2009

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Year 15

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

407
Year 15

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024

407
Year 15

The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…

Raine Xiong
May 2, 2024

407
Year 15

Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. Forty-six presidents and…

Flipside Staff
May 2, 2024