From the Archives: You wouldn’t believe what I saw at Hoover this weekend!

It was never supposed to be like this. He slammed back the…

Bidding War for Eileen Gu’s Marriage Pact Answers Hits Over One Million Dollars

After only two days of bidding, Eileen Gu’s exact Marriage Pact answers…

Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community,             …

The Stanford Flipside’s Checklist for New Students

Just a helpful guide for everyone arriving on campus 😊 not to…

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer internship,…

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

Opinion: Joe Biden Needs To Whip Out His Dick On Stage If He Wants To Win In 2024

Let’s face it. We live in a patriarchal society. buy isotroin online…

Op-Ed: Please Stop Saying “Fuck Cal”, My Ass Hurts

Berkley Student Calvin Juan, or better known as Cal, claims to be…

Inspiring: This Nerd Made a Startup to Determine Your Next Halloween Costume

BERKELEY, CA—Described as the next Sam Bankman-Fried and/or Elizabeth Holmes by his…