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  Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5
  
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  Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)
  
• 1 week ago
  Board of Trustees Declare Commitment to Treating All Communities with Respect, Especially Fossil Fuel Companies
  
• 1 week ago
  Zoom Sucks! Now It’s Not Fun to Masturbate in Class
  
• 1 week ago
  Senior Still Hasn’t Come to Terms with Fact That They’ll Never Vomit Cajun Fries into an Old Union Toilet Again